So cereal as a midnight snack, best... snack... ever... i went there, dont be hating because you know cereal is the snack of the gods. like if i was god and had cereal in my cupboard i would go and eat it as a snack. yeah i think you get the point. snaaackk.
on a side note i was going to buy pizza for dinner yes thats right pizza but it was like $17 for a crappy fatty pizza, i mean who pays that kind of money, its absurd, back in my day they were only $6. I can finally say that, back in my day, back in my day we used cassettes not DVDs, back in my day we danced around fires and sacrificed humans to the ottolord. well... maybe not that, aber ich habe eine Frage. what is the ottolord? and why must you sacrifice humans?
I am glad you asked, well the ottolord was a once powerful warrior, know to man as a god, it was said that he was immortal. to roam the earth for all eternity, that he alone had the power to move mountains and evaporate lakes or oceans, whatever impresses your more. anyway there was a devious young man called yotti, yotti was the trickster of the world and was out to trick the ottolord into giving yotti the power that the ottolord possesses. So yotti planned a trap, he created and placed a device (yotti was also very clever) that would steal his power when the ottolord went to move the mountain into his lair. Ottolord realised instantly because of his wit, and at that moment he knew he was too powerful to be roaming with man, so he destroyed himself to go to the 11th dimension. So now man sacrificing unworth humans in the hopes that the ottolord will respect their sacrifice and return to the earth.
So instead of doing uni work, im writing random crap. welcome to the life of Jeff :D
