Tuesday, 3 May 2011

University Starts

So turns out classes are a waste of time, the classes i do best in are the classes i don't go to... (not counting German but i love German) speaking of Germans, today the hot Germans chick sitting next to me was trying to communicate with me. How did i reply, I sat there saying i dunno... because i don't understand Germans (don't ask how i get A's I was born this way. LUL GETTIT) I just get so nervous around crazy Germans tehehehheeheh.

So I am talking to snow white, and telling her to write a blog, but she says she will look crazy so all the better right? ANYWAY MAKE A BLOG. I KNOW YOU WILL READ THIS AND I PUT IT IN CAPS SO YOU WILL READ IT FIRST. YES I KNOW THIS IS DISTRACTING AND CATCHING YOUR EYE. START ONE GOGO. Ok I'm done with that. I would just like to apologies to anyone who found that annoying i am deeply sorry (mmm).

Hmm yeah, so while we are on the topic of shout-outs. Tim you are a fag (not judging or anything), and E dogg which is your new nickname as of now... for me only, you are awesome, keep being awesome.

So, anyway, today i was in the jungle right and I came across this tiger... it was the largest tiger i had ever seen. The light reflected off its pelt and it peered down at me with a threatening look, I didn't back down because I'm a man, we then (me and the tiger) went on to a battle to the death, it was an epic battle and i managed to wrestle it to the ground. And only after proving my dominance did i let it go (because i am also noble). Now if I was really in a jungle and i really did come across a giant tiger, thats how it would go down...